All About Me

I grew up in Erie, PA (of That Thing You Do fame). Went to college in Cleveland, TN (yes, there's a Cleveland in Tennessee) where I studied theatre. Spent two years in Louisville (pronounced "luh-vul"), KY, before heading to Austin, TX where I worked at shitty call-centers by day and performed in sometimes-not-shitty shows by night. I got married, decided I was sick of call-centers, and figured out a way to be creative AND get health insurance: Advertising. After writing ads for big brands, small brands, ads that launched brands, and ads that won business in Chicago, I went in-house. And now you're all caught up. I currently live in Columbus, OH with my two little boys (just the one wife though), write copy for Wendy’s, and the only time I have to use my phone for work is to call for tech support. Dreams do come true. Though, technically, I'm on my wife's health insurance. But still. 

LIKES

• The Buffalo Bills

• Theatre (musical or otherwise)

• Things Written By Aaron Sorkin

DISLIKES

• The New England Patriots

• House Music

• Baked Beans

AMBIVALENCES

• The NBA Regular Season

• Arrested Development Season 4

• Hummus